Californication

Hello, hello .... cine nu a auzit de Californication sa stea jos, 3 pe ziua de azi!!!
Este unul dintre top 3 seriale geniale pe care le-am vazut. David Duchovny este un barbat extrem de sexy, foarte talentat, un bun scriitor de la 300 de pagini in sus, un foarte bun agent FBI, etc. Serialul are un umor aparte, iubiri pasionale, sex cat cuprinde, cacaturi multe, schimbari radicale de situatii, intrigi, actiunea e mereu captivanta, ... ce mai, e cel mai tare serial!
Personajul Hank Moody este extrem de real din foarte multe puncte de vedere,iar interpretarea lui David D. ii da viata.
Cateva quotes pentru cunoscatori, iar pentru necunoscatori sa se duca in banca lor, 3 pentru ziua de azi ! 3 !!!

1.I don’t just say shit. I mean, I do talk a lot of shit, but I generally mean what I say and I say what I mean.

2.I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister

3.A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness

4.We needn’t ever speak of it again but one does not very easily forget the kiss of a beautiful woman. That’s right. I said it. I meant it. I’m here to represent it.

5.Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which I would've quickly erased.

6.Life is too short to dance with fat girls. Life is all about priorities

7.Well, your breasts are obviously real… and… eh… you have an abundance of pubic hair, which is really nice and… eh… there’s no evidence of vaginal rejuvenation. I’d say, aside from the fact that you worship a space alien, you just might be the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in a long, long time.

8. Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People…they don’t write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

9.You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

10.Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

11.I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

12. Wine is fine but whisky's quicker

13. Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.

14. Hank: You looking for a dick punch?
Bill: Do you want to punch me in the dick?
Hank: I kinda do, yeah. But standing here talking about it is beginning to sound pretty gay.

15. Rehab is for Quitters.

16. Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked- up than I am.

17. "I consider that whole area, general area, like from my knees to my nipples... cock."

18. "Women know within the first few seconds of meeting a guy whether they want to marry him, fuck him, or kill him."

19. Hank: Don't you remember I'm an asshole?
Meredith: I'm an attorney.
Hank: Oh, then we're both assholes.

20. Tyler: Why don't you go easy on me, man? I got my ass beaten about a week ago
Hank: I know. I know that. And I was almost sad when I heard the news. And than I was vaguely disappointed when I heard you weren't gonna die or anything like that. But knowing that you were in great pain did make me smile. It's the little things, you know.

21. Hank: I fainted? Like a little girl?
Abby: Pretty much, yeah.
Hank: What a pussy I am.
Abby: You said it, I just thought it.

22. Karen: And the judge? Did you sleep with the judge too?
Hank: No, no. Just a little oral... and some anal.

23. Hank: What did she say?
Runkle: She wanted to play home invasion. Yeah, you break in, pistol-whip me, tie me to a chair, and then I have to watch while you rape her.
Moody: What is wrong with kids today?

24. Runkle: I cannot speak of such things in front of the young lady.
Marcy: Why? She knows what a disgusting perv you are.
Becca Moody: I do. I made peace with it a long time ago. It doesn't mean you're not a nice man.

25. Karen: [to Abby] I think the world sees Hank as this fabulous fuckup and, uhm, I know that guy, I've spent a lot of time with that guy, but I am better acquainted with the other guy. The one that listens and hears everything. The one that looks at you and sees right into your soul. The one that makes you believe in every fucking fairytale that you've ever been told. Ultimately I may not even be the one who gets to enjoy the man that I know he can be, but I still want the best for him because I want the best for my daughter.

Ar fi foarte multe de spus despre acest serial ... insa un lucru e cert, acest serial este genial, din toate punctele de vedere! Daca aceste quotes nu v-au convins mergeti in banca voastra, iar pentru ziua de azi ati luat 3 ! 3 !!! Jos, 3 !!!

P.S. Nota pe imdb este de 8.4