Hello, hello ... din nou hello! Azi m-am gandit sa va educ in privinta aruncatului cu privirea, a sportului preferat a tuturor si anume watching the fucking T.V.
Tot in topul serialelor preferate, cu o nota de 8.8 pe IMDB se afla Entourage. Acest serial este foarte tare, diferit fata de Californication, insa tare.
Acest serial este tare datorita actorului Jeremy Piven ce interpreteaza rolul lui "Ari Gold" un clasic de la nume pana la viata lui din film. Rolul este interpretat intr-un mod genial, personajul ia viata in fata noastra intr-un mod atat de real incat este demential ... ahhahahaha, imi amintesc ca il urmaream cu sotul meu si mereu spuneam ba etsi prost?!?! Cum pula mea joaca Jeremy asta asa de bine ?! Deci nu are cum ! Asta e clar, baaaaa ...Jeremy este de fapt Ari Gold!!! El e el! El era tatsu baaaa ......
Al doilea actor datorita cui face din acest serial unul absolut superb este Kevin Dillon in rolul lui Johnny "DRAMA" Chase. Este absolut tare de urmarit cum acesti doi actori dau nastere la aceasta poveste, la acest serial ... foarte tare !
Va propun sa urmariti cateva quotes din acest serial:
1. Ari Gold- “Well, my girl won her debate on Friday, my boy scored a goal on soccer on Saturday and my wife agreed to visit her mother without me. I don’t know how things could get much better!”
2. Johnny Drama - “I’ve been working steady for the past 12 years, minus the last three.”
3. Ari Gold - Call me Helen Keller because I’m a fucking miracle worker!
4. Ari Gold- “Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner’s mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don’t think, just pack that b*tch! Chop suey!”
5. Johnny Drama - “Nobody appreciates their girlfriend until they get herpes from the next broad.”
6. Ari Gold:“What the fuck are you wearing?”
Lloyd:“I’m trying out new looks! This one’s my Andre 3000. You like?”
Ari Gold: “No, I don’t. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don’t you do a triple axle over the phone and try calling Cameron again?”
7.GOLD- “We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we’re gonna head-butt some g**damn kangaroos.”
8. Eric and Johnny - Eric: “We had break up sex, all right?”
Johnny Drama: “Break up sex? Never heard of it.”
Eric: “Yeah, I mean… you know… you have sex and… that’s it. You say goodbye.”
Johnny Drama: “… That’s the only kinda sex I have.”
9. Ari Gold - “I’ll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool! [to his young kids] … Only Daddy speaks that way.”
10. Johnny Drama and Turtle - Johnny:“I’d take it in the ass for an Oscar.”
Turtle:“You’d take it in the a** for a guest spot on the ‘Hughleys’!”
11. Eric and Ari - Eric: “Ari, I’m getting killed here. Vince isn’t happy.”
Ari Gold: “Of course he’s not happy. Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me. I’m miserable. That’s why I’m rich.”
12. Ari Gold - “I drove to work in an $80,000 Mercedes, and I’m going home in a prop car from the ‘Fast and the Furious.’ I just don’t see it, Lloyd…”
13. Lloyd: How? You are my inspiration, Ari. I’m still learning to be more like you.
Ari: No, you’re not like me and you don’t want to be. You’re fair and honest and you don’t like women.
14. Lloyd: I’m family too, aren’t I?
Ari: You’ll always be the gay son I never wanted – yes Lloyd.
15. Ari: I don’t want to bring your energy down so go and tell my people what it’s like to control 350 pound men who are usually carrying firearms. Motivate my losers!
16. Ari: Vince Chase wants this for his brother Johnny. Now we all know that Johnny Chase may have limited talent. But, like a child with special needs, a real family member will stand by his side. A real family member will buy that child’s way into Harvard if that’s what it takes. Vince Chase is standing by his brother, and I’m standing by both of them.
17. Ari: Yo, grill master. Are you in my house? I’ve got a new show for you. It’s called ‘Boy Meets Husband Who Kills Him!’
Mrs. Ari: Ari!
Bobby: I’m not hiding, Ari.
Ari: Well you should.
18. Ari: She gets to hang with the wolf man. Provided he keeps his shirt on. He has four percent body fat, daddy has five. Tell mommy, Daddy’s been working out.
19. Ari: I guess the bro code’s out the window when you’re fucking someone’s wife.
20. Ari (screaming at Mrs. Ari who’s leaving the couples therapy session): So you’re just gonna walk out on me!? (To therapist): Bill this one to her.
21. Vince: Lloyd is the head of the TV department?
Ari: The interim head of the TV department. Until he fucks up – then he’s back to pushing the mail cart.
22. Ari: You’re dating a cook?
Mrs. Ari: He’s a chef, Ari. And he’s a business man. And he’s kind, and respectful, and generous.
Ari: He’s a red headed fire-crotch – he’s a genetic mistake.
23. Lloyd (to Mrs. Ari): You are like the perfect couple. Like Lady Di and Charles.
Ari: Lady Di and Charles got divorced and then she died, now shut the fuck up.
24. Ari: I want you to call over to the Mad Men offices, and I want everyone from Matt Weiner to the PAs to treat that waiter like shit, humiliate him and send him packing.
Lloyd: I don’t know if I can do that…
Ari: If I see that kid on the Mad Men set, I’m gonna be Mad fucking Man, alright? If I see him anywhere, even as a zombie in the Walking Dead, I’m gonna shoot someone in the head. Get it done!
25. Ari (his son is in the office): What do you need Lloyd?
Lloyd: Oh, I guess it can wait.
Ari: Unless you want to talk about some of your X-rated weekend adventures, my son can handle it.
26. Ari (to Amanda): You’re sorry? You’re sorry for what? You’re sorry for leaking slanderous out of context nonsense about me huh? And then rifling through all my hard work to steal my football team? Fuck you, ok? Fuck you. And now hold on a second. I’d never hit a woman in my entire life but I swear to God in my mind right now I am pummeling your smug face to a pulp for everything you did to me, my career and my family. But not to worry all right. Because I will prevail, because I’m a winner and you’re a whore with more cleavage than talent. And I will not stop untill I destroy you.
27. Ari (on family night): I’m here, I’m present, I’m suffering. No phone, Blackberries or carrier pigeons.
28. Ari: Everyone. Conference room. Quickly! And quickly means run!
29. Ari: No no no. Jews don’t carry guns buddy, you know that.
Ari’s son: The Jewish army does.
30. Ari: Well tell the school, that when they schedule a parent teacher conference for 2:30 on a weekday, that’s just their way of saying we don’t care about daddy.
31. (Ari walks into yet another assistant)
Jake: Hi Mr. Gold. I’m Jake Steinberg, HR sent me up to replace your last assistant.
Ari: I don’t care. Get me Eddy Kapowski on the phone.
Jake: Uhm, any relation to Kelly Kapowski? You know, Saved by the Bell?
Ari: You’re finished. Go. You’re fucking fired.
As putea continua pana maine .. insa sincer va spun nu are nici un rost !
Acest serial is fucked up! Este foarte tare si meriat vazut !
Romania ne-a luat, ne-a adus, ne-a servit! Acuma hai Pa Pa Pa !!!
PS: Ari: Have you ever heard of a fucking prenup?
Terrence: Oh, you have one?
Ari: I’d kill my wife before I got a divorce!!!
This guy is fucking awesome !
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